A week ago, Date My Family viewers learnt a new term for cheating — branching out —, and in its latest episode brought more 'pearls of wisdom' to the urban dictionary — modern traditional healers are now called "slay gogos".
Lukas, 28, from Centurion met with three families of the potential dates, but it was the friend of the first family’s bachelorette, Ofentse, who stole the show.
Ofentse said she has a “special calling” (ubizo) and she’s looking for a “respectful guy” who will embrace her gifting and “not be scared of it”.
“I’m going to be a “slay gogo” at some point, she explained.
Ofenste's friend, Lerato — who seemed distracted by Lukas’ charm, among other things — alleges her friend sees things, she can’t go to the beach and she performs magic.
"Ofentse has that “special thing”, “the moya thing”, she sees things...it’s an ancestral thing, she doesn’t do hectic magic but she has that gift. She was forced to go through initiation...she doesn’t practice. She can’t go to the ocean...to the beach...if she’s there we are all going to drown," Lerato explained.
But Twitter wasn't feeling this 'slay gogo' business.
Female traditional healers are now called slay gogos? Where have I been living? pic.twitter.com/lHsn40CaTa
— Nomusa Ndaba (@nomusa_ndaba) April 15, 2018
So what does she do? She sees things 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 #Datemyfamily English never loved us.......... pic.twitter.com/cQXNLL78fu
— Godfrey Geneva (@GodfreyGeneva) April 15, 2018
The "MOYA THING" mama. Please give us a signal to locate an English word for the "MOYA THING" mama. pic.twitter.com/fvy8nlVVFX
— GodrichBrains (@godrichmoabelo) April 15, 2018
"She has powers" "she sees things" "her omen " "she sees the future " #DateMyFamily pic.twitter.com/I7mlsIQ0Oi
— Makhadzi wa Wakanda 💚💛🖤 (@Awisto) April 15, 2018
“The moya thing” “She sees things”?! Just say she’s a psychic/ traditional healer. #DateMyFamily pic.twitter.com/6cBFw5Bgfn
— Karabo Mokgoko 🦄 (@Karabo_Mokgoko) April 15, 2018
Bachelor : what does she do for a living.
Fam : she sees things (spiritually)
Bachelor : #DateMyFamily pic.twitter.com/iZaKojkj4o
— ®J. (@Joey_MakG) April 15, 2018
Perhaps it was the English language that failed her, said Twitter...English runs away when you need it the most #DateMyFamily pic.twitter.com/0jwmqQo1WS
— Zama Mvulane ®️ (@zmvulane) April 15, 2018
#DateMyFamily when your English data bundles are at 1MB but you still have so much to say 😥 pic.twitter.com/Rk7s8qnUbh
— PennyM💞 (@Penuel_Mashele) April 15, 2018
This girl made the things that the pots cannot do😂😂😂..."The Moya thing" pic.twitter.com/xAOq78vkeU
— Sandra Rancho (@SandraRancho) April 15, 2018
That lady... Explaining a prophet #datemyfamily #dmfmzansi #dmf pic.twitter.com/U5rRRKQruz
— Kesa100% (@Kesligence) April 15, 2018
Ofentse's friends trying to explain that she's a traditional healer: pic.twitter.com/MqibGl3ec3
— 🍭JezebElle🍭 (@Ngwane_Elle) April 15, 2018
It was just too awkward, mara.
It's no wonder Lukas didn't come back for Ofentse.
Lukas chose Naledi, and the two looked so cute together, but as Twitter was celebrating the "perfect couple," Naledi shared a post during the broadcast to let tweeps know that things didn't work out between herself and Lukas.
I am not dating him, guys 😂🙏🏽
— Naledi Makgatho (@nay_909) April 15, 2018
While many were shocked at Naledi's revelations, others were celebrating, asking if Naledi was single.
What happened? 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZiZfVGLEgq
— 🐰 マルクス カール マル ✌ (@RainAngel19) April 15, 2018
It's quite unbelievable, what happened? pic.twitter.com/S8wr1Nrbrg
— Rito (@just_peace57) April 15, 2018
Mara why pic.twitter.com/HshFWxhzHI
— Queen-Sethu💛🇿🇦 (@SNgayo) April 15, 2018
Are u single ? I'm asking for me 😉😂😂
— Rangwane Marumo (@KgosiYaMoAfrika) April 15, 2018
Fake news..I thought he was going to "HAVE U" moss on the 2nd date.. bummer pic.twitter.com/yvfqV7I2sV
— Noz (@nmakhalima) April 15, 2018
I can have you pic.twitter.com/P7MWBbM4iw
— Mokganya (@Mkganya_) April 15, 2018
So can we submit our cvs?
— WinnieMandela (@KingBrainy17) April 15, 2018
Thank God you not Dating..... Wat a relief
— Andile (@Andile46466193) April 15, 2018