TikTokker's side-splitting tips for an unforgettable December in Durban

As the festive season approaches, visitors flock to Durban to soak up the sun, indulge in local cuisine, and explore the city’s vibrant culture.

To help newcomers navigate their holiday, local TikTok stars Caleb Don’t Pillai, Owethu Zulu, and Siphelele Blose have shared their top tips to ensure a memorable experience while keeping the spirit of Durban alive.

First and foremost, travellers should embrace the local languages.

“If you’re visiting Durban this December, leave your English behind,” Caleb firmly states.

Familiarising yourself with isiZulu phrases such as ‘Sawubona’ (hello), ‘unjani’ (how are you?), and ‘siyaphila’ (we are fine) is essential for engaging with locals.

The trio also advises trying to steer clear of the infamous phrase “neh,” which may not be well received in Durban.

When it comes to relationships, the advice is cheeky yet practical.

“If you’re coming to Durban this December, leave your boyfriend at that side,” suggests Caleb, highlighting the rich, carefree atmosphere that makes the city so special during the holidays.

For food enthusiasts, a key rule is to leave your ‘kota’ - a popular Johannesburg street food -behind.

“We’ve got the real McCoy here; bunny chow!” the trio exclaims, inviting holidaymakers to indulge in one of Durban's culinary treasures.

As the beaches fill up with both locals and visitors, the TikTok stars remind everyone to “stop abusing the beach, man.”

With thousands flocking to the coastline, maintaining beach etiquette becomes all the more important for a harmonious experience. The infectious beats of gqom music also play a big part in the Durban experience.

"We listen to gqom," they say, encouraging visitors to immerse themselves in the city's lively music scene.

With over 200,000 views on their entertaining TikTok video, it’s clear their humorous take on navigating Durban has struck a chord with netizens.

Comments range from playful acknowledgements of Joburgers adding to the vibrant chaos of Durban to heartfelt sentiments from expatriates reminiscing about the beloved coastal city.

@lee34345 remarked: “Joburgers are coming to Durbs, in our thousands, with our faulty attitude, driving like maniacs, and with all the ne's - we gonna pack out your beaches, malls, and roads - just welcome us 😅😂.”

@preston___14 shared: “Durban best place on earth brother... I'm in England but missing Durban and the people there 👍👍.”

@yamkelasithole1 commented: “Mna I came here with my Xhosa and Afrikaans and I’m not going back.. I’m here to stay 😩🤣.”

@inside.durban exclaimed: “Gqom is the future!!!!!!!!🔥.”

December in Durban is perfect for outdoor adventures - from beach strolls along the Golden Mile to exploring the rock pools at low tide.

The warm summer months infuse the city with a festive atmosphere, making it an ideal time to explore its diverse restaurants and nightlife.

Those seeking a vibrant, energetic escape should prepare to experience the essence of Durban this December.